OMG, I've done this meme before with my other Dovahkiin, but it was so fun the first time, I did it again with my new one!
Off to play more Skyriiiiiim~!
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My Dovahkiin is so evil... I mean, I'm not evil in real life, but I play video games as a means of escaping stuff, not be more of what I already am. So My Dovahkiin is a one eyed Dunmer woman with several scars on her face, and she's evil as in:
I have completed all the Daedric quests, successfully, and have all their items. I joined both the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild so that I'm boss of all the underground criminal activities and spying in Skyrim.
The main reason I killed Alduin and other dragons and dragon priests is because my Dovahkiin wants to be Head Honcho in the whole Dominating Everyone department. As soon as the Greybeards help me perfect my powers, I'm totally going to kill Parthunax and then no dragon will oppose me either. I've already helped the Empire win the war, by killing Ulfric, AND murdered the emperor, and also killed the guy that hired me to kill the emperor... I imagine that Cyrodill must be in political turmoil right now. Perfect time for conquest. First the Empire, then the Thalmor (which I kill for sport as soon as I see one. And I have raided the Thalmor embassy so many times that it's gotten repetitive.)
She wears Daedric armor just to emphazise how evil I am. And has a full arsenal of Daedric weapons obtained from quests.
Soon me and my loyal Blades (with loyal Orc warriors, which consider me awesome because their Daedric lord gave me this sweet sweet hammer, and Dunmer spellcasters which I recruited, and that ALSO worshipped a Daedric Prince, and allowed me to get an item too) will rule and the world shall me mine, FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Long Live The Dovahkiin Saria, slayer of all that opposes her. (I mean, I know that is impossible to do that in the game, but that's what my character is "aiming" for)
But really, I'm a nice person in real life. I swear!
plus i am married to janessa
i love janessa
I joined ulfric because the damn imprelrels .-.
the fuckers tried to take of my head!
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 8D
And now, answer the question everyone is so fond of: Does your other Dovahkiin compensate something?
The mushroom-beginning was really funny to read! That's one way to get into all this...
I like Orion's design. She looks so sassy. XD Suits her character, I think? !
You even thought of adding 'Funny glitches' to your like-list. I somehow wonder if Skyrim would as much fun as it s without these WTF-Moments (however, there are some glitches that are really annoying and saddening, too...)
I married the dude from the pub in Markarth. I was going to hunt done every male marriage option, but ended up really liking him. Then I met Quintus. He is really sweet, but the sideburns are killing me.
Yeah, I can't stay mad at Cicero whenever he chirps that he wants to kill someone...Except when he kills Lucien, then he gets the Silent Treatment!