Wow, that Dovahkiin is mischievous, but compared to my Dovahkiin, she's nice.
My Dovahkiin is so evil... I mean, I'm not evil in real life, but I play video games as a means of escaping stuff, not be more of what I already am. So My Dovahkiin is a one eyed Dunmer woman with several scars on her face, and she's evil as in: I have completed all the Daedric quests, successfully, and have all their items. I joined both the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild so that I'm boss of all the underground criminal activities and spying in Skyrim. The main reason I killed Alduin and other dragons and dragon priests is because my Dovahkiin wants to be Head Honcho in the whole Dominating Everyone department. As soon as the Greybeards help me perfect my powers, I'm totally going to kill Parthunax and then no dragon will oppose me either. I've already helped the Empire win the war, by killing Ulfric, AND murdered the emperor, and also killed the guy that hired me to kill the emperor... I imagine that Cyrodill must be in political turmoil right now. Perfect time for conquest. First the Empire, then the Thalmor (which I kill for sport as soon as I see one. And I have raided the Thalmor embassy so many times that it's gotten repetitive.) She wears Daedric armor just to emphazise how evil I am. And has a full arsenal of Daedric weapons obtained from quests.
Soon me and my loyal Blades (with loyal Orc warriors, which consider me awesome because their Daedric lord gave me this sweet sweet hammer, and Dunmer spellcasters which I recruited, and that ALSO worshipped a Daedric Prince, and allowed me to get an item too) will rule and the world shall me mine, FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Long Live The Dovahkiin Saria, slayer of all that opposes her. (I mean, I know that is impossible to do that in the game, but that's what my character is "aiming" for)
But really, I'm a nice person in real life. I swear!
You made me laugh so much! I'm not even joking this is my all time favorite Skyrim Meme! I love your style, it's so fun and lively. And you really showed just how great it is because now I want to play it again!!! XD
Ulfric is a racist jerk. Plain and simple. He does what is best for Ulfric, while putting on a charade, saying it's for Skyrim and her people. But, I also hate the Thalmor. They are also big fat jerks making people do what they say is right, and forcing people to give up their god Talos. If Ulfric wasn't a stubborn jerk, he and Tullius could team up and smash the Thalmor.
True he being racist to dark elves...and I not think they could team up to smash the Thalmor...because Ulfric and nords hate the Empire that agree to ban Talos Worshipers with Thalmors....so Tullius and his Legions still stay loyal to the Empire and the law...Empire is cowardly! How could he ban Talos worshipers? :I
i LOOOVE dwemer ruins! all; that loot in one place. Centurions are my favorite too, i LOVE Dynamo Cores, ive got about 70 of them. i put them as EPIC decoration, so worth it the Spiders good for soul gems, the Dawnguard addon gives the Spheres meaning (excellent source of crossbow bolts if you sided with vampires) and the Falmer... weeel since they so fugly it makes smashing them to a gooey pulp that much more satisfying
I will admit, the dwemer ruins are super cool and visually pleasing. And the loot is great. But, they still piss me off. BUT, I love, love, love the dwemer booby traps. It's so fun to watch enemies get hacked to death or explode in a fire bomb.
I love skyrim :> And yeah Falmer are terrible, theirs hundreds of them, they do tons of damage and their creepy...I used to kill them by sneaking and assassinating them with the orc war hammer, even though I would usually use small daggers XD
I'm not too sure what sera means. I noticed Janessa calling my dovahkiin "my sera" several times. (Unless of course I misunderstood her. Ha ha!)I'm assuming it's a term of respect or like saying "my friend." Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 8D
I'm pretty sure it is Muthsera(thank you subtitles), when you do the "a brush with death" quest in oblivon, Rythe and his wife call your Char Muthsera if it is a girl or Serjo if it is a boy, I'm sure it means "my friend" on Ashborn, the guy from Aleswell call you that too after you make him visible, and I'm sure any dark elf with an high approval of your char will end saying that :3, even in Skyrim ( I know because i upgraded my perks on speech first, then on bartering to get the best price for all the junk i find on dungeons), and i soo wanna make this meme now
This is the first time I found someone also shooting at the bride from some distant! AND you also added 'A bit of Improvising' to your favourite Quests. YEY, sister! To say it in Jenassa's words: We are one of a kind... XDDD
And now, answer the question everyone is so fond of: Does your other Dovahkiin compensate something? The mushroom-beginning was really funny to read! That's one way to get into all this... I like Orion's design. She looks so sassy. XD Suits her character, I think? ! You even thought of adding 'Funny glitches' to your like-list. I somehow wonder if Skyrim would as much fun as it s without these WTF-Moments (however, there are some glitches that are really annoying and saddening, too...)
XD I love the part on A Night to Remember of her remembering groping the statue. And so agreed on the night sky. I just sat on my porch at Lakeview and watched the sky for a while when the aurora was out. It's so pretty. ^_^
I married the dude from the pub in Markarth. I was going to hunt done every male marriage option, but ended up really liking him. Then I met Quintus. He is really sweet, but the sideburns are killing me.